Once four MBA students were partying till late night and didn't study for
the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought
of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone
to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst
and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no
condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after
three days. They said they were ready.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this
was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for
the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks)
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Love & Madness...
a beautiful story for all those who believe in..................
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room.
Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.
"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!"
And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count:
"One, two,three..."
As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding.
"Treason" hid in a pile of garbage..
"Lie" said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake.
And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."
By this time, all the qualities were already hidden except "Love ". For
stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".
"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"
As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because
"Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all except Love.
Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness" "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes. Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened.
He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u ...u shall always be with him"
And so it came about that from that day on,
"Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness!"
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room.
Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.
"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!"
And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count:
"One, two,three..."
As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding.
"Treason" hid in a pile of garbage..
"Lie" said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake.
And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."
By this time, all the qualities were already hidden except "Love ". For
stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".
"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"
As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because
"Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all except Love.
Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness" "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes. Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened.
He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u ...u shall always be with him"
And so it came about that from that day on,
"Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness!"
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Nobody Is Perfect
A man and his girlfriend were married. It was large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true.
A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together."
The husband agreed. So each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with. The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists.
"I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it. Enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your list." The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it.
"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily. Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you."
The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.
IN LIFE, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them.We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying things when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?
I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST WHEN we see and praise the good and try our best to forego the mistakes of our loved ones. Nobody is perfect but we can find perfection in them to change the way we see them. It is necessary to understand the difficulties and be a helping hand to each other... THAT BRIGHTENS THE RELATIONSHIP.
A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together."
The husband agreed. So each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with. The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists.
"I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it. Enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your list." The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it.
"Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily. Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you."
The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept.
IN LIFE, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them.We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying things when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?
I believe that WE ARE HAPPIEST WHEN we see and praise the good and try our best to forego the mistakes of our loved ones. Nobody is perfect but we can find perfection in them to change the way we see them. It is necessary to understand the difficulties and be a helping hand to each other... THAT BRIGHTENS THE RELATIONSHIP.
Difference b/w Love & Like
1 In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster.
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.
2 In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring .
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful
winter.
3 If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush.
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like,you smile.
4 In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your
mind.
But in front of the person you like, you can.
5 In front of the person you love ,you tend to get shy.
But in front if the person you like ,you can show your own self.
6 You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love.
But you can always smile into the eyes of the person you like .
7 When the one you love is crying, you cry.
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting .
8 The feeling of love starts from the eye.
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.
9 So if you stop liking a person you used to like,all need to do is
cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of
tear and remains in your heart forever...
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.
2 In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring .
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful
winter.
3 If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush.
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like,you smile.
4 In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your
mind.
But in front of the person you like, you can.
5 In front of the person you love ,you tend to get shy.
But in front if the person you like ,you can show your own self.
6 You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love.
But you can always smile into the eyes of the person you like .
7 When the one you love is crying, you cry.
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting .
8 The feeling of love starts from the eye.
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.
9 So if you stop liking a person you used to like,all need to do is
cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of
tear and remains in your heart forever...
Every Story Has A Moral
There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishy did just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
Moral is .....
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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
End of Story!
Moral is .....
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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
Laugh It Off !!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was.
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I Love You !
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love Me!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now!!
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love Me!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now!!
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Matrimonial By Mumbai Tapori
HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A
SUITABLE GIRL
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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 24 saal,
wajan 75 killo aur
5.11 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi
izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to
daaru aur cigrattee, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log
apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai... Bole to aik dam jhakas , bole to rapchik ...
patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to ch! alenga kion ke
saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath
pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga... bole to
Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi ko line nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi
maangta hai.. han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala
beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
Enjoy..
SUITABLE GIRL
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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 24 saal,
wajan 75 killo aur
5.11 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi
izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to
daaru aur cigrattee, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log
apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai... Bole to aik dam jhakas , bole to rapchik ...
patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to ch! alenga kion ke
saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath
pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga... bole to
Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi ko line nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi
maangta hai.. han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala
beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
Enjoy..
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
100 Days
Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky,
while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.
Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't with a date
now. (both sigh n silence for a while)
Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game
Peter: Eh? What game?
Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be your
girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?
Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.
Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will
be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?
Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater
now.
Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch
their movies and sent each other home)
Day 2:
Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a
star.
Day 3:
They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an ice-cream
together and hugged each other for the first time.
Day 7:
Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the
night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars
together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.
Day 25:
Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoaster's, and ate hotdogs and cotton
candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand
instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together for a while.
Day 67:
They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked
Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other
entertainments round after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said
"Treasure every moment from now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's
cheek.
Day 84:
Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that day.
They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.
Day 99:
They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city.
They sits down onto a bench.
1:23 pm
Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.
1:43 pm
Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter haven't return. Then someone walked up
to her.
Stranger: Is your name Tina?
Tina: Yes, and may I help you?
Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy.
I think its your friend.
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with
blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands. The ambulance came and
she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five
and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.
11:51 pm
Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God
would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside his pocket. The
doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He
look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is
what the letter said. Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during
all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these
all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl
and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to
ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend
forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you.
11:58
Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was
a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so
Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to me now? I love you
Peter. I LOVE YOU. As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was
100 days.
Tell the guy or girl that you love them before its too late. You never know what's
going to happen tomorrow. You never know who will be leaving you and never return.
while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.
Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't with a date
now. (both sigh n silence for a while)
Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game
Peter: Eh? What game?
Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be your
girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?
Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.
Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will
be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?
Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater
now.
Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch
their movies and sent each other home)
Day 2:
Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a
star.
Day 3:
They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an ice-cream
together and hugged each other for the first time.
Day 7:
Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the
night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars
together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.
Day 25:
Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoaster's, and ate hotdogs and cotton
candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand
instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together for a while.
Day 67:
They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked
Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other
entertainments round after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said
"Treasure every moment from now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's
cheek.
Day 84:
Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that day.
They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.
Day 99:
They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city.
They sits down onto a bench.
1:23 pm
Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.
1:43 pm
Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter haven't return. Then someone walked up
to her.
Stranger: Is your name Tina?
Tina: Yes, and may I help you?
Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy.
I think its your friend.
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with
blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands. The ambulance came and
she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five
and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.
11:51 pm
Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God
would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside his pocket. The
doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He
look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is
what the letter said. Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during
all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these
all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl
and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to
ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend
forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you.
11:58
Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was
a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so
Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to me now? I love you
Peter. I LOVE YOU. As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was
100 days.
Tell the guy or girl that you love them before its too late. You never know what's
going to happen tomorrow. You never know who will be leaving you and never return.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
What if Bill Gates writes a Love letter...
My Dearest LOVE,
U r my only eye cursor,I am crazy bout ur Pantium style walk..U r my only life's UPS...Since i download u on my dream.com, my whole life is Reboot...B4 i was hourly entered in chatroom and searching for pretty_gal and cute_face, but since u entered like VIRUS in my ROM/RAM..my heart drive is already Format..Now in my life.net, there is only one applet's hyper-link..and that straightly goes to mydreamgirl.com, means to u...I m client of ur server and SNA or ATM whatever..I would capture u from any network...I feel like, I break all the TCP/IP protocol like a packet..I open my presentation layer's session in ur application layer.
For u..not only C...I can overcome the C++ and COBRA or CORBA whatever..I finish everything..OOPS! u b mine...My queen of sweetdreams.org, I would find u in any frame of this world..My heart pixel accept ur love...I have saved ur animated image in all MPEG,JPEG or GIF..and whole day i m hearing ur voice on WINAMP...If the programme of my love run n to ur 'Not Responding' message..I make it "End Task"...
U quickly accept my love or else i will forever "CTRL-ALT-DEL" my life from this world.
I want to surf with u on the waves of WWW (world wide web).But i m waiting for that day..when ur address would b happily everafter paradise.net
Ur Every Bit Lover,
Bill Gates
Ramayana by Bill Gates
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her.RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
Quick Riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below!
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
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