Matrimonial By Mumbai Tapori

HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A
SUITABLE GIRL

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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 24 saal,
wajan 75 killo aur
5.11 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi
izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to
daaru aur cigrattee, abhi daaru kon nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log
apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai... Bole to aik dam jhakas , bole to rapchik ...
patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to ch! alenga kion ke

saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath
pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga... bole to
Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi ko line nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi
maangta hai.. han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala
beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga.


Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!


Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.


Enjoy..

100 Days

Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky,
while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.

Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.

Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't with a date
now. (both sigh n silence for a while)

Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game

Peter: Eh? What game?

Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be your
girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?

Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.

Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will
be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?

Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater
now.

Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch
their movies and sent each other home)

Day 2:

Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a
star.

Day 3:

They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an ice-cream
together and hugged each other for the first time.

Day 7:

Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the
night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars
together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.

Day 25:

Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoaster's, and ate hotdogs and cotton
candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand
instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together for a while.

Day 67:

They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked
Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other
entertainments round after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said
"Treasure every moment from now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's
cheek.

Day 84:

Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that day.
They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.

Day 99:

They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city.
They sits down onto a bench.

1:23 pm

Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.

Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?

Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.

1:43 pm

Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter haven't return. Then someone walked up
to her.

Stranger: Is your name Tina?

Tina: Yes, and may I help you?

Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy.
I think its your friend.

Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with
blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands. The ambulance came and
she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five
and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.

11:51 pm

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God
would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside his pocket. The
doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He
look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is
what the letter said. Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during
all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these
all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl
and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to
ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend
forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you.

11:58

Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was
a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so
Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to me now? I love you
Peter. I LOVE YOU. As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was
100 days.

Tell the guy or girl that you love them before its too late. You never know what's
going to happen tomorrow. You never know who will be leaving you and never return.

What if Bill Gates writes a Love letter...

My Dearest LOVE,
U r my only eye cursor,I am crazy bout ur Pantium style walk..U r my only life's UPS...Since i download u on my dream.com, my whole life is Reboot...B4 i was hourly entered in chatroom and searching for pretty_gal and cute_face, but since u entered like VIRUS in my ROM/RAM..my heart drive is already Format..Now in my life.net, there is only one applet's hyper-link..and that straightly goes to mydreamgirl.com, means to u...I m client of ur server and SNA or ATM whatever..I would capture u from any network...I feel like, I break all the TCP/IP protocol like a packet..I open my presentation layer's session in ur application layer.
For u..not only C...I can overcome the C++ and COBRA or CORBA whatever..I finish everything..OOPS! u b mine...My queen of sweetdreams.org, I would find u in any frame of this world..My heart pixel accept ur love...I have saved ur animated image in all MPEG,JPEG or GIF..and whole day i m hearing ur voice on WINAMP...If the programme of my love run n to ur 'Not Responding' message..I make it "End Task"...
U quickly accept my love or else i will forever "CTRL-ALT-DEL" my life from this world.
I want to surf with u on the waves of WWW (world wide web).But i m waiting for that day..when ur address would b happily everafter paradise.net

Ur Every Bit Lover,

Bill Gates

Ramayana by Bill Gates

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her.RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

Quick Riddle

Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below!
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The answer is: "A Last Name."

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