Fish

“Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled

once it smells like what it is.”

Education

“Education… has produced a vast population able to read

but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.”

Good Novel... Bad Novel...

“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero;

but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”

Laugh And The World Laughs

“Laugh and the world laughs with you,

snore and you sleep alone.”

Genuis

“Few people can see genius

in someone who has offended them.”

More To Life

“There must be more to life

than having everything.”

Small Dot(.) Or Few More Dots(...)

“Even a small dot can stop a big sentence

but, few more dots can give the same sentence a continuity.”

Those Who Work... Those Who Take Credit

“There are two kinds of people,

those who do the work and those who take the credit.

Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.”

Greatest Mistake

“The greatest mistake is trying to be

more agreeable than you can be.”

Opportunity

“ Opportunity is missed by most people

because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Fools & Dead Men

“Only fools and dead men don’t change their minds.

Fools won’t and dead men can’t.”

Slave Of Surroundings

“The man who has no inner life

is the slave of his surroundings.”

Don't Argue With A Fool

“Don’t argue with a fool.

The spectators can’t tell the difference.”

Art Of Being Wise

“The art of being wise is the art of knowing

what to overlook.”

Income

“These days an income is something

you can’t live without – or within.”

Cannot Fool All People At All Times

“You can fool some of the people all of the time,

and all of the people some of the time,

but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”

A Celebrity

“A celebrity is one who is known to many persons

he is glad he doesn’t know.”

Who Is More Busy

“Who is more busy

than one who has least to do?”

Weather Forecasting

“The trouble with weather forecasting is that

its right too often for us to ignore it

and wrong too often for us to rely on it.”

Absolute Faith Corrupts

“Absolute faith corrupts

as absolutely as absolute power.”